{"product_id":"days-since-i-considered-a-new-career-0-skeleton-carpenter-t-shirt-dark-humor-trades-tee-funny-gift","title":"Days Since New Career: 0 Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eSkilled Trades Society T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eBuilt for the ones who do the work.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eThe Skilled Trades Society t-shirt is made for tradesmen, contractors, mechanics, builders, and anyone who takes pride in real hands-on work. Printed on the premium Bella + Canvas 3001, this shirt has a soft, lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch and a modern retail fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eThis shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear and sharp enough to represent the skilled trades with pride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eAbout the Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eOur adult t-shirts are printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 or an equivalent premium brand depending on availability, size, and color.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eMost solid colors are made from soft ringspun cotton. 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Compare that measurement to the size chart before ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eIf you prefer a looser fit, consider sizing up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003ePrint Quality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eEach shirt is made to order with a durable, high-quality print designed for regular wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; 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