{"product_id":"dead-tired-but-still-on-the-clock-skeleton-construction-t-shirt-dark-humor-trades-tee-gift","title":"Dead Tired Still On The Clock — Construction Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eSkilled Trades Society T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eBuilt for the ones who do the work.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eThe Skilled Trades Society t-shirt is made for tradesmen, contractors, mechanics, builders, and anyone who takes pride in real hands-on work. Printed on the premium Bella + Canvas 3001, this shirt has a soft, lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch and a modern retail fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eThis shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear and sharp enough to represent the skilled trades with pride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eAbout the Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eOur adult t-shirts are printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 or an equivalent premium brand depending on availability, size, and color.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eMost solid colors are made from soft ringspun cotton. Heather colors may contain polyester blends. The shirt is lightweight, comfortable, and flattering with a modern unisex fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eSizing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eAdult shirts are generally true to size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eFor the best fit, lay a shirt you already own flat and measure across the chest from armpit to armpit. Compare that measurement to the size chart before ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eIf you prefer a looser fit, consider sizing up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003ePrint Quality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eEach shirt is made to order with a durable, high-quality print designed for regular wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eColors may appear slightly different in person due to screen settings, lighting, and monitor differences.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eTo keep your shirt looking its best:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eWash inside out with cold water\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; 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