Skilled Trades Society
My Therapist Says I Have Too Many Hammers T-Shirt Skilled Trades Society
My Therapist Says I Have Too Many Hammers T-Shirt Skilled Trades Society
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Skilled Trades Society T-Shirt
Built for the ones who do the work.
My therapist says I have too many hammers. My therapist is wrong.
Built for the tradesperson who lives it, breathes it, and can't explain it to anyone who hasn't swung a hammer for a living. This isn't just a shirt. It's a personality diagnosis.
Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 — the softest blank in the game. North American printed. Built to last wash after wash.
⚒️ Wear it to the jobsite. Wear it to the cookout. Wear it to therapy.
🎁 Perfect Father's Day gift — order by June 8th to guarantee delivery in time
This shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear and sharp enough to represent the skilled trades with pride.
About the Shirt
Our adult t-shirts are printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 or an equivalent premium brand depending on availability, size, and color.
Most solid colors are made from soft ringspun cotton. Heather colors may contain polyester blends. The shirt is lightweight, comfortable, and flattering with a modern unisex fit.
Sizing
Adult shirts are generally true to size.
For the best fit, lay a shirt you already own flat and measure across the chest from armpit to armpit. Compare that measurement to the size chart before ordering.
If you prefer a looser fit, consider sizing up.
Print Quality
Each shirt is made to order with a durable, high-quality print designed for regular wear.
Colors may appear slightly different in person due to screen settings, lighting, and monitor differences.
Washing Instructions
To keep your shirt looking its best:
Wash inside out with cold water
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly over the design
Avoid dry cleaning
Some minimal shrinking may occur if the shirt is washed or dried with high heat.
Processing and Shipping
Each shirt is made to order.
Production and shipping typically takes 2–5 business days, though times may vary during busy seasons, holidays, or high-volume periods.
Tracking will be provided once your order ships.
Returns and Exchanges
Because each shirt is made to order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for wrong size, color choice, or buyer’s remorse.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or with a printing issue, please contact us within 3 days of delivery with photos so we can make it right.
Please check the size chart carefully before ordering
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Bought this for myself after my wife said I had too many tools. She was wrong too. Shirt is unbelievably soft — way better quality than I expected. Bella Canvas blank is legit. Wore it to the shop and had three guys ask where I got it. Already ordered another one.
Been in the trades 15 years and I'm sick of generic work shirts. This one actually means something. Quality is top notch — thick, soft, holds its shape. The front and back design looks great. Got a bunch of compliments at a job site last week. These guys get it.
Got this for my dad for Father's Day last year. He's been a framer for 30 years and thought it was hilarious. Wears it every weekend. Print is still sharp after a ton of washes. Sizing was bang on — ordered a large and it fits perfect. Will be ordering more.